Mark: It was starting to pour down and Benedict was on a wire. We had to give him an umbrella and there was a sudden rush of flash guns going off. […] And it really, really does look like Mary Poppins. It’s fantastic!
*grabs my own ass* nice
I think you will agree I am pretty eloquent and surprisingly tall for a 6 year old.
im tired of things costing money
When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.
"why dont you just give him a chance"
idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
“How about a kiss, Saumensch?”
Emma Stone + pretending not to like Andrew Garfield
"He DOES NOT make me laugh!"
I do homework the way guys fall in love with me - slowly, then not at all
Stan Lee shitting on the Hollywood industry.
The girl next to Crabbe looks like Crabbe with a wig on.
i think you’ve found Millicent Bulstrode, friend